Rick Santorum Facts- for laughs

I can’t tell you how much fun I am having being a part of the Santorum Grassroots Team.

I have been given the opportunity to meet and work with some of the most creative and fun people.

Here is the lastest example from one of our Team Santorum Facebook Documents. If you don’t know about Santorum’s Sweater Vest be sure and check out the video below.

Rick Santorum Facts- for laughs

By Lisa Graas, Josh May and Sarah Bowman

It is said that Rick Santorum is such a skilled economist, he creates jobs simply by running for office. (true story)
In the time it took you to read this sentence, Rick saved 37 babies and preserved 12 traditional marriages.
Rick won’t cut taxes- he’ll kill them with his bare hands.
Rick supports both interpretations of the Second Amendments- the right to bear arms, and the right to bare arms- his sweater vest.
Rick Santorum knows the difference between a right, a privilege, and an entitlement. Also, he is really Superman, but don’t tell anyone.
Rick Santorum believes in miracles but, unlike Democrats, he does not believe he can control the weather.
Rick Santorum knows Iran is trying to build a nuke because he has personally thwarted them twice before. Western civilization is in his debt.
Rick Santorum ‘s grandfather was made in Italy, but Rick’s freedom and his sweater vest were both made in America.
Little known fact: Rick Santorum is the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence. He has managed to maintain his youthfulness and boyish good looks through unknown means. It is believed that he later had his name stricken from the Declaration so that he could continue an infinite career in politics. He has appeared throughout our history in many names, at different times, always when we are in greatest need.
Rick Santorum’s personality is so magnetic he can’t carry credit cards.
Webster’s Dictionary defines “conservatism” as “how closely one’s views resemble those of Rick Santorum.”
Rick’s plan for securing the border? His 700 armed children. The media often falsely portrays the figure at 7, and Rick has accepted this lie to protect the identities of his other 693 kids.
It is said that “Rick Santorum” is merely a rough human translation for his real name- a name that cannot, in fact, be pronounced by mere mortals.
Rick Santorum doesn’t try to be conservative. Conservatives try to be Rick Santorum.
It’s true that Rick Santorum’s grandfather came from Italy. What they don’t tell you is he swam. Santorum’s don’t need a boat.